Who wants to hang out with awesome me for a week in the wilderness starting May 16?!

Who wants to hang out with awesome me for a week in the wilderness starting May 16 (before the black flies go nuts)?!

I'll let you stand next to my fire!

I'll even share my ribeye steaks and craft beer with you if our mode of transport is canoe!

Prove you're not a psychopath and I'll let you hang out with me!