Hi Guys,
Me and the missus were watching season 4 episode 7 of game of thrones the other day when she stated “when we are millionaires we need to get an architect to install us a moon door”.
I was overly joyed to see her use her imagination as I thought it had died aged 12 from all the Eastenders, Home And Away et all watching – my wife is very much in the reality/pop camp culture.
Anyway it gave me an idea for those of you old enough to remember a show called room 101, I believe Paul Merton was the host. The idea was that a celebrity came onto the show and was allowed to put objects or people into room 101 and that thing would never be seen or heard of again. You can see where I am coming from. Just for fun what would you eject via the MAP Moon Door. Three items per post please and a brief explanation.
Here is my three
The cast of TOWIE (The Only way is Essex)
1 - This counts as only one thing as the cast of said show are of a hive mentality and therefore incapable of independent thought thus making them one single entity. There are too many reasons to list so I’ll give my top three. 1. Joey Essex, no one can be this utterly stupid and listening to this man actually makes you less intelligent, 2, I am owed some brain cells from the producers of this show as when I walk past the TV and it’s on (wife watches) I can actually feel my grey matter pop. 3, It’s just terrible, the wackiness, stupidity and the way it has gripped British audiences is an affront to the gods. Never mind gods it is an affront dung beetles.
2 – The UGG boot.
Oh my lord the UGG boot. This is not a classy boot. My little girl got bought a pair of these ridiculous boots. I originally thought they called UGG meaning ugly. I remember thinking why would some wear this ugly creation then the truth came fast and swift. This should be put through the moon door because it has made lazy people even lazier. I shall elaborate. In the morning before I start work I go to the shop about 07:15 to pick up some essentials for the days toil. Usually the people up at this time are In employment and doing the exact same thing as me. 08:30 take my daughter to school. At this point the UGG boot wearer has risen from her pit. She too is taking her child too school and the child is dressed neat and trim but the mum – she isn’t. She is still wearing her pyjamas. And the reason she can do this is because her prized UGG boot makes it possible. I thought it only happened in my area but no. I work all over Britain, Ireland and Netherlands, I have seen It in London, Chertsey, Aberdeen and Tralee in Ireland. The UGG boot makes lazy people lazier so through the moon door with you. Remember UGG boot pyjama combination is a no no.
3 – Winged Beasts,
I am terrified of anything with wings with the exception of the noble bumble bee. Everything with wings scares me, jenny/daddy longs legs, wasps and worst of all the “Street Pigeon”!! this creature has been the bane of my life for quite some time as street pigeons are hard pigeons. They willingly walk up to you without a glint of fear and try take your food. You know when something is hard when it is missing it’s toes and has a gammy eye but still fighting seagulls. The hardest of these pigeons reside in Aberdeen, an Aberdeen street pigeon is a sight to behold. For some reason they don’t fly, they walk everywhere and people walk out of there way. The street pigeon has taught me how to dance though and I am often seen dancing in and out of them in a busy main street with people laughing at me. So yeah winged beasts should go through the moon door.
Baza
Me and the missus were watching season 4 episode 7 of game of thrones the other day when she stated “when we are millionaires we need to get an architect to install us a moon door”.
I was overly joyed to see her use her imagination as I thought it had died aged 12 from all the Eastenders, Home And Away et all watching – my wife is very much in the reality/pop camp culture.
Anyway it gave me an idea for those of you old enough to remember a show called room 101, I believe Paul Merton was the host. The idea was that a celebrity came onto the show and was allowed to put objects or people into room 101 and that thing would never be seen or heard of again. You can see where I am coming from. Just for fun what would you eject via the MAP Moon Door. Three items per post please and a brief explanation.
Here is my three
The cast of TOWIE (The Only way is Essex)
1 - This counts as only one thing as the cast of said show are of a hive mentality and therefore incapable of independent thought thus making them one single entity. There are too many reasons to list so I’ll give my top three. 1. Joey Essex, no one can be this utterly stupid and listening to this man actually makes you less intelligent, 2, I am owed some brain cells from the producers of this show as when I walk past the TV and it’s on (wife watches) I can actually feel my grey matter pop. 3, It’s just terrible, the wackiness, stupidity and the way it has gripped British audiences is an affront to the gods. Never mind gods it is an affront dung beetles.
2 – The UGG boot.
Oh my lord the UGG boot. This is not a classy boot. My little girl got bought a pair of these ridiculous boots. I originally thought they called UGG meaning ugly. I remember thinking why would some wear this ugly creation then the truth came fast and swift. This should be put through the moon door because it has made lazy people even lazier. I shall elaborate. In the morning before I start work I go to the shop about 07:15 to pick up some essentials for the days toil. Usually the people up at this time are In employment and doing the exact same thing as me. 08:30 take my daughter to school. At this point the UGG boot wearer has risen from her pit. She too is taking her child too school and the child is dressed neat and trim but the mum – she isn’t. She is still wearing her pyjamas. And the reason she can do this is because her prized UGG boot makes it possible. I thought it only happened in my area but no. I work all over Britain, Ireland and Netherlands, I have seen It in London, Chertsey, Aberdeen and Tralee in Ireland. The UGG boot makes lazy people lazier so through the moon door with you. Remember UGG boot pyjama combination is a no no.
3 – Winged Beasts,
I am terrified of anything with wings with the exception of the noble bumble bee. Everything with wings scares me, jenny/daddy longs legs, wasps and worst of all the “Street Pigeon”!! this creature has been the bane of my life for quite some time as street pigeons are hard pigeons. They willingly walk up to you without a glint of fear and try take your food. You know when something is hard when it is missing it’s toes and has a gammy eye but still fighting seagulls. The hardest of these pigeons reside in Aberdeen, an Aberdeen street pigeon is a sight to behold. For some reason they don’t fly, they walk everywhere and people walk out of there way. The street pigeon has taught me how to dance though and I am often seen dancing in and out of them in a busy main street with people laughing at me. So yeah winged beasts should go through the moon door.
Baza
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