vendredi 4 novembre 2016

Lost in the woods: Skills challenge/choose your own adventure

Let's say hypothetically that something has gone wrong on a hike and you encountered a stranger in the woods who shares your dire situation. For the sake of judgement and specifics, let's say you are lost and being stalked by a bear. You can choose to team up with:

A: Donald Trump
B: Hillary Clinton
C: Be going on your way alone; skip to page 127

Here is a crude list of these characters skills to aide in your decision:

Trump
- excellent at building shelter and walls to keep bears at bay
- can catch fish barehanded for sustenance; black belt in p**sy grabbing
- can fix everything that is wrong. cause he said he can.
- plays the harmonica

Clinton
- her husband is afraid of her, and he is not a bear
- owns a camo pant-suit for stealth and tracking abilities
- is actually a witch and witches fly fast at night and can morph into an owl
- also plays harmonica

What would you do?


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