Political joke i heard

A white man attends a church pastored by the Reverend Al Sharpton. Sharpton approaches the man, places a hand on his shoulder and says My brother, in the name of Jesus you will walk tonight. The man replies, I walk just fine Reverend, nothing wrong with my legs. Sharpton says, Brother you will walk tonight. The man shrugs and sits down for the sermon.



After the sermon he walks outside to go home, only to find his car has been stolen. So the Reverend was right. He will be walking tonight.